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can't really stop to think about all the precious things in my life that are just Gone and Over now just have to keep making jokes about john adams

i know it's actually just another word for property damage but the fact that "criminal mischief" is a crime that exists and that you can be charged for is so funny to me as a concept. jailed for having a laugh.

illegal funny business

fucked around and found out

there is a VERY chaotic Cupid running around this village

The Original Man here 

The literal embodiment of that “I’m sorry these are all the arrows I have left” meme

when you wear a sundress and one of the straps is loose so it slips off your shoulder and u feel… how shall i put this… harlotrous

"This town is full of very very small criminals...."

I was going to say “weird and arbitrary things are marked with the threat of execution” but yours is funnier

Nsishwidhdwjdislwndodjwiwk this is an excellent addition, god bless

adam not believing love exists for like the majority of the series is so funny. yes i’ll waste hours upon hours i dont have every week for eighteen months to spend time tromping around the woods and going out for pizza with you. yes i understand the physiological human need for connection and companionship. yes i want to die for you and yearn so desperately to keep you in my life that i have panic attacks about it. yes humans are all only motivated by greed bloodlust and power. myself included. i will not be taking further questions at this time

it's the 2020s why the FUCK can't I microwave forks

Sorry chap I wish I could have an opinion on things but my brain is full trying to memorize all of the ABCs (there are 26 of them) not showing off just stating the facts

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

ah, the extended edition