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do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me

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i think there are a lot of straight women out there who have pavloved themselves into thinking they're attracted to women. it's classical conditioning meets pornbrain. like the female body is seen as a sexual object, it's inherently sexual, it's often used as a shorthand FOR sex itself and i think some wires get crossed in their brains. and that's why we've got so many "sapphics" out there who won't ever date or fuck women. bc they're not actually attracted to women
Horror director: What if there was a woman I *didn’t* want to have sex with. Wouldn’t that be the scariest fucking thing
you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression
That one tumblr post about supine vs prone constantly haunts me. I’ll be reading a fic that’s like:
[character a] pushes [character b] onto his back, then straddles his prone body
meanwhile I’m reading like: he’s not lying on his pronis, he’s lying on his s(u)pine…

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It’s a tony soprano summer
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wtf I love boomer comics now
I love boomer comics now pt. 2
Hell yeah kick down the generational walls that keep us from recognising that older women and younger women have things in common
if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal
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#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)
My grandfather got the GI bill after the war and decided to become a chemist. He was a year into his degree when he spilled something on himself in the lab. The way he told it, he watched whatever it was start to dissolve the leather apron he was wearing, thought about what it might be doing to his lungs, and after calmly removing the apron, became an architect instead. I think chemists are Like That because the sane ones all self-selected out of the pool.
Just talked to a co-worker who watched another coworker walk across the lab with an open beaker of sulfuric acid. Coworker 1 asks if she should have that uncovered outside of the fume hood, and Coworker 2 responds "I guess not. I feel like I'm going to pass out! (still walking with an open container of acid)"

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"billionaire pedophiles single handedly shaped our belief system" factoid statistically wrong. YOU personally ended up having the same views on women and minorities as billionaire pedophiles and can't cope. some of us were dedicated tumblrina sjws
when will they establish that "james bond" is like an intergalactic slug that possesses random british men every 5 to 15 years and uses its collected life experiences to go on spy adventures
#this instantly makes the entire franchise so much more fun #james bond #an animorphs Yeerk gone rogue and living his best life apparently
Why don’t women wanna be our sex slaves anymoreeee is it too much to ask ?? For a Happy Marriage???
I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.
There was a whole ass Star Wars movie that premiered last Friday and it got overtaken by a million dollar horror film on the following Wednesday, nature is healing.
I read a booktok novel this month for a book club I'm in. I was too aghast to hear people say they only read the dialogue. Until I read one of these titles myself. And I had to do the same thing to finish the book
The prose is so low quality that it's devoid of any meaning- the only semblance of meaningful, narrative information comes from the dialogue. There is no book in the book. The books are essentially boneless.
They hate the descriptions because they are genuinely bad and have zero creative or intellectual value. You can know everything that's happening in the book without reading any descriptions, and only about 5% of the narration.
In the book I read, the author often gives critical character and narrative information in a single sentence, "Jessica has always been a bitch". And then the rest of Jessica's character appearance in the narrative is her saying bitchy things, bitchly. All of the words in between Jessica speaking in scenes are just tiresome, uninspired repetitions of what you already know (because you were literally already told in a single sentence)- Jessica is a bitch. It goes like this: The author, in a single sentence at the beginning of the book: jessica is bitch The dialogue: Jessica saying over-the-top bitchy things, but with some things that move the story forward sprinkled in between The description: "Jessica rolled her eyes, bitchly" In sum, the prose is essentially like being bludgeoned over the head with extremely dull, repetitive information. Of course, they hate reading it. It's only rational. All the elements of writing craft have been stripped and sucked of all nutrients- literally, the only thing you have to hold onto is the dialogue (which is also dull, but that's where the narrative exists).
It’s all so fucking needless. My experience of reading Robin Cook’s books was like that (he has good ideas for plots but his prose is the most unreadable I have ever read and I’ve read both the first Twilight book and pretty much every Sweet Valley High book) and so I just stopped reading Robin Cook’s books. Y’all do not have to keep doing this to yourselves.
Honestly, BookTok books make Stephanie Meyer and the Twilight Saga look like fucking Shakespeare. If we only knew the level of steaming illiterate shit that was coming our way just a decade or 2 later- we would've given Stephanie Meyer a fucking Pulitzer when we had the chance.

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the right: i want a woman to cook and clean and fuck
the left: omg…..girls?????? girls are soooooo soft……and soo good at organizing??? god i love how they organize their closets it’s soo cute…i just…wow…ugh date a girl who’s cute and soft and cooks for you
The right: blue for boys, pink for girls- that’s the way God intended
The left: I dunno I just feel like…..to me, pink is for the girlies? Like if you really like pink you might be a girl? Like it’s worth exploring your girlhood and feminity if that resonates with your authentic self. And blue?? It gives off a masculine vibe. Like if pink is not your vibe and blue feels right to you, you’re probably just a dude. Go forth my guy.
the right: bitch bitch faggot faggot queer queer
the left: like…. bitch bitch faggot faggot queer queer 🫶
He sure does love his fruits
We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?
And stickers!
he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!