abyss of apathy

do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me

i think there are a lot of straight women out there who have pavloved themselves into thinking they're attracted to women. it's classical conditioning meets pornbrain. like the female body is seen as a sexual object, it's inherently sexual, it's often used as a shorthand FOR sex itself and i think some wires get crossed in their brains. and that's why we've got so many "sapphics" out there who won't ever date or fuck women. bc they're not actually attracted to women

Horror director: What if there was a woman I *didn’t* want to have sex with. Wouldn’t that be the scariest fucking thing

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

It’s a tony soprano summer

What this means

Hell yeah kick down the generational walls that keep us from recognising that older women and younger women have things in common

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

My grandfather got the GI bill after the war and decided to become a chemist. He was a year into his degree when he spilled something on himself in the lab. The way he told it, he watched whatever it was start to dissolve the leather apron he was wearing, thought about what it might be doing to his lungs, and after calmly removing the apron, became an architect instead. I think chemists are Like That because the sane ones all self-selected out of the pool.

Just talked to a co-worker who watched another coworker walk across the lab with an open beaker of sulfuric acid. Coworker 1 asks if she should have that uncovered outside of the fume hood, and Coworker 2 responds "I guess not. I feel like I'm going to pass out! (still walking with an open container of acid)"

"billionaire pedophiles single handedly shaped our belief system" factoid statistically wrong. YOU personally ended up having the same views on women and minorities as billionaire pedophiles and can't cope. some of us were dedicated tumblrina sjws

when will they establish that "james bond" is like an intergalactic slug that possesses random british men every 5 to 15 years and uses its collected life experiences to go on spy adventures

#this instantly makes the entire franchise so much more fun #james bond #an animorphs Yeerk gone rogue and living his best life apparently

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

There was a whole ass Star Wars movie that premiered last Friday and it got overtaken by a million dollar horror film on the following Wednesday, nature is healing.

It’s all so fucking needless. My experience of reading Robin Cook’s books was like that (he has good ideas for plots but his prose is the most unreadable I have ever read and I’ve read both the first Twilight book and pretty much every Sweet Valley High book) and so I just stopped reading Robin Cook’s books. Y’all do not have to keep doing this to yourselves.

Honestly, BookTok books make Stephanie Meyer and the Twilight Saga look like fucking Shakespeare. If we only knew the level of steaming illiterate shit that was coming our way just a decade or 2 later- we would've given Stephanie Meyer a fucking Pulitzer when we had the chance.

We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?

And stickers!

he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!