Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect

if castiel were a vegetable 🥕

Okay

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

your cat was an honor to see in the window

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

call me ishmael. some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would watch heated rivalry on tv. it is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation.

whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off--then, I account it high time to get to the bathroom at the mlh awards in vegas in 2014 as soon as I can

can i say something. Shane in his nighttime tampa hotel room outfit was kinda giving Pleakley