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anarchy-and-cake

Attempting the all dnp vids in chronological order playlist and I just reached The Basket and god. It really is Peak Phil Arthouse Era. No wonder Dan saw that and fell in love with him. Unsettling blue eyes. Emo hair styled to perfection. No one knows what the hell the story is about (least of all him) but it's still so entertaining. Ripping his shirt open. INSANE editing. The shittiest acting you've ever seen from the most commited actor you've ever seen. A fucked up Twilight episode ass ending with no moral other than "you see that shit? that was fucking crazy." It's just 2008 Phil distilled into two and a half minutes

#I LOVE THE BASKET SO MUCHHHHHH #TO ME YHE BASKET AND SNOKOPLASM ARE KISSING ON THE MOUTH AND ALSO GETTING OSCARS

amazinglestowell

2 last post it doodles from work today :3

I LOVE DRAWIIIIIIINGGG!!!!!1!!!!1!1!!1!!!!1!1!!1!1!1!!!

#self explanatory post

diphowell

phil putting his knee over dan's while they're sitting on the floor

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penny-anna

what the hell is going on

penny-anna

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

penny-anna

Please god it would be so funny

penny-anna

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

penny-anna

for people out of the loop:

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

butterflyslinky

So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?

penny-anna

I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.

Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.

penny-anna

The no hats rule clearly does not apply to him. He is not wearing a hat. It's a bin.

#omg I love count binface wtf

insomniac-ink

If your still taking requests could you draw 2009 Dan and Phil having cute cuddles on a sofa please I crave the cuteness!!!

Let’s pretend a drew a couch

Its so fucking insane how much you like,,,,, improve the more you do things

#who knew the secret to drawing was drawing all along #drawing rn and just realized how much easier it is rn than say a few months ago #and I’ve been drawing all my life but since I started posting on here properly #Im just non stop drawing and it just keeps getting better!!!!! and I can’t wait for it to get better!!#Im having fun!! yippieeeee!!

tiktoksthataregood-ish

salamandorange

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

whitebear-ofthe-watertribe

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

cephalon-sancti

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.

#IM GONNA CRY HIS LITTLE SHARK TOY AT THE ENDDDDDD

phautisticphannie

Dan and Phil's hard launch pod ep 24 but it's just noise [tiktok]

#actual tears in me eyes #dan going blub blub

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Im not good at background but I think im ok with it actually??

#it was meant to just be the draft for the background but I lowkey like it??#i might just clean it up a little bit and call it a day??#severely encouraging anyone with thoughts opinions or advice to comment pls!!#and yes this is the snokoplasm wip!!#dnp #dan and phil #my wips #snokoplasm #phanart

hayleighisawesome

Happy Sunday ;) it's kinda ugly but that's okay

arepafullequipo

top 7 scariest lost media of our generation

(i did finish it! yippee!!)

laddersmp3

does anyone think they kissed during pinof

5 and 6 for the ask game!!

5. Are you going alone or with friends/other phannies? I’m going with my partner!! He’s just a casual dnp enjoyer aka watches the vids when I make him but i’ve made him watch tit and tatinof and he’d told me that non if/when they’d go on tour again he absolutely wanted to come with me to see them!!

6. Will you be taking anything to trade/giveaway? YES!! I’m making an absurd amount of friendship bracelets, I’m currently working on dnp paper dolls (and a cleaner art print version of them) to give away and I do have 2 photocard doubles I’ll be bringing with me to trade lol

#dnp #my asks #ask game #hard launch tour

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hi !!! 1, 3 and 4 for ask game? :D

1. Which shows are you going to? Torontoooo yippieeee gonna get to make a little weekend trip out of it!!

3. Is this your first dnp tour? Yep!! I remember my sister begging for my mom to take us to tatinof back in the day (and failing) and I was on standby to see if tit would come to my city but it never did so this is the first time I’ll see them!!

4. Will you dress up? I don’t know what the fit will be for sure but I will be doing my best to Serve A Look (maybe with my gift from god tank top 👀)

#dnp #my asks #ask game #hard launch tour

#7 for HL ask game !!

7. Tour prediction

Dan finds an excuse to go into the crowd and eat someone’s popcorn like during the boxing segment of tit 🙂‍↕️

#dnp #ask game

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