Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

We are Dan and Phil, we are one (1) singular entity, our pronouns are we/us. We love piss and are afraid of being perceived as swingers because of our hot tub. We will not be talking to you for the next two weeks.

dan would love pushing his glasses up on his head and pinching the bridge of his nose

(Dan = Clawdeen, Phil = Draculaura)

absolutely losing my mind at this note i wrote in november of 2015 of "questions i would ask dan and phil. holy shit

When Dan, third eldest prince of Cinof, is married off to the son of a northern duke, he isn’t sure what to expect. He finds that life in the north is different, and far from the cold and uncaring environment some had told him it would be. But when his newfound happiness is threatened by his family, will he and his new husband be able to survive and return home?

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‎had to join in bc wym sanrio made dnp .✦ ݁˖

phil: *breaking a pencil in half*