its the capitalism bruh

This is a horror novel

[rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring] “go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.” [in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter] “why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!” “well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!” “what a knobhead!” “fucking hell.”

ASMR. Rain AND instant cosmic punishment.

Australia do you take constructive criticism on your wildlife?

*third eye opens* Mr. Incredible originally joined the insurance company thinking that it was the closest he could be to helping people and found out that insurance companies were the real villains and did everything he could to dismantle the opressive establishment.

*seventh chakra ignites* elastigirl thicc

literally every time I see this on my dash it fills me with Lovecraftian, cosmic dread

this is the most horrifying thing i’ve seen in a long time

uterus culture is forgetting all the weird symptoms that come along with your period every month and wondering why you’re feeling some kind of way until you Realize

did cascada ever actually play on the radio or anything or did we all just learn about it through shipping amvs on youtube

this is so sad, yes the bitch tore up the radio and parties in like 2007-8, yall are all just like 15 years old.

The Cincinnati Enquirer, Ohio, February 21, 1947

take to your bed in a fit of hysterics so strong your servants believe you may die