Vanilla Cream

night sluts

they’re called vampires

[video description: a lovely snake coiled around a wind chime as rainbow light dapples the wall and sweet tinkling sounds play]

Wtf this is so magical looking

because it’s magic, silly

Wooow

I need dis

@starrybearplatinum

I’m choking on my own laughter from that last second

WHEEZE

you can tell which cartoon is horny by looking at the way they design moms or female teachers

class traitors use tumblr premium

the fuck is a tumblr premium

thats the attitude i love to see

the signs arent even right

holy fuck

I can’t believe beef jerky single handedly destroyed gender

Ok this doesn't LOOK like official mcelboy merch so i am obligated to ask where you got it so i can also get one

thay, while i would ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO MAKE FURTHER PROFIT OFF OF MY DWINDLING T-SHIRT SALES, i’m afraid this is a one of a kind TST original i made out of heat transfer vinyl with an exacto knife

Checked their account: turns out op is a fucking tumblr user themselves so????? Idk :/

Gin and djinn are pronounced the same way. Both are spirits in a bottle.

cake with fondant literally isn’t even food it’s like a play dough sculpture with cake trapped inside its vile

thank you for your bravery in speaking the truth about this

this has no right being this funny