I'm the best man I told you that

A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation..

Hot damn Alfred

So this implies that if Batman dies, Alfred Pennyworth is going to shoot every supervillain in Gotham twice

Part of his background was being a spy, so he will likely nail each of them when they least expect it.  

Plot twist: Batman is the one holding Alfred back

Hot take: Batman can survive in Gotham on a no-killing principle through repeated fights with villains who have no such scruples because they all know that if they kill the Batman his butler is going to assassinate every last one of them with a shotgun.

I want to write this.

I’d read it

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

Goals

it’s a tragedy that dinotopia was adapted as a weird gritty looking tv movie with bad cgi when it’s, without exaggeration, the most ghibli any book has ever been

Oh these are some of illustrations my moms cult used to use as proof that dinosaurs and humans co-existed lol. Ill have to check out the book

BaSCUUUUSE ME HWHAT??? WHAT CULT???

a safe bird