I love you Safety Wizard.
(Inspired by @keroascrazy)
Its like how people who don't learn fire safety are brutally mauled and eaten alive by Smokey the Bear.
noise dept.
we're not kids anymore.
Not today Justin
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I love you Safety Wizard.
(Inspired by @keroascrazy)
Its like how people who don't learn fire safety are brutally mauled and eaten alive by Smokey the Bear.

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Oh my goodness!!! I’m so excited that requests are open! May I please request beagle scout Woodstock giving a pep talk in 2nd person pov (where he’s facing the viewer)? 🥹
179.
The potato battery is a kind of Creature that can only be befriended by kind-hearted children trying to do their fourth-grade science projects
[ID copied from alt: A colored sketch depicting a creature based on a potato battery science experiment. It has a potato for a body, and its ears are a zinc plate and copper plate sticking out of the potato, with black and red wires attached to them with alligator clips. The wires wrap around the back half of its body and twist together to form a tail with a small, lit lightbulb at the end. Its legs are also made of wire. There is a patch of blue behind it against a background that looks like lined notebook paper. End ID.]
It occurred to me that I had in fact created a Little Guy so I mapped it on the chart from @littleguysdaily
[ID copied from alt: A stats sheet featuring the potato battery creature. Its skill is listed as "science fair." It has 3 out of 3 stars in the Chuckability category, 3 in Engaging, 1 in Squishiness, 0 in Slorpability, 0 in Bones, and 1 in Media Literacy. End ID.]

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We are not aligning ourselves with the Catholic Church because the Pope doesn't like AI and says nice things about immigrants. We are not aligning ourselves with the Mormon Church because Trump doesn't think they're Christians. We are not aligning ourselves with mega-rich, ultra-conservative institutions that provide cover for all manner of abuses and atrocities and openly fund bigoted and harmful policies just because they finally figured out that evangelicals hate them almost as much as they hate us. Stop falling for the dumbest propaganda imaginable
And while we're at it we are not celebrating that the Pope dissing AI means people might be able to get religious exemptions from using it at work. We are not celebrating rulings that are almost exclusively used to let religious people get away with denying services and healthcare to queer people and women just because someone is using it against something you don't like.
Expanding and normalizing religious exemptions from having to do your fucking job is an extremely bad thing, actually
Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?
100% guarantee I'll want a second date
It's significantly more likely
The odds don't change
It's significantly less likely
There wont be a second date. Absolutely not
Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r
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I can't get over how hilariously on-the-nose Malice and Mayhem are as names for a villainous duo. In legal jargon, "malice" is the intent to do harm, and "mayhem" is the act of doing harm. You don't need to ask which one is the brains and which is the brawn because they're labelled.
Is God Is (2026) dir. Aleshea Harris
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I think that one of the most frustrating things about algospeak, after the "compliance in advance" self-censorship, is that there is no actual evidence-based justification for it. Everyone who uses it does so because they heard from a guy who heard from a guy that The Algorithm will bury their content if they don't use cutesy euphemisms.
it's weird how its a literal superstition about algorithms, and it's significantly changing English as it's used
A banner over the 110 freeway in downtown Los Angeles says “ISRAELI PDFILES”. Like we’re hiding from an algorithm in real life.

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I think that one of the most frustrating things about algospeak, after the "compliance in advance" self-censorship, is that there is no actual evidence-based justification for it. Everyone who uses it does so because they heard from a guy who heard from a guy that The Algorithm will bury their content if they don't use cutesy euphemisms.
it's weird how its a literal superstition about algorithms, and it's significantly changing English as it's used
A banner over the 110 freeway in downtown Los Angeles says “ISRAELI PDFILES”. Like we’re hiding from an algorithm in real life.
Oh baby fight