Abigailment

little miss late assignments writes cold opens for her research papers and is proud of it

little miss late assignments just slid across the finish line on her fucking knees

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

Usually I am a proponent for not dropping/hiding your accent or dialect on the internet because it shows how beautiful and wide our world is but if you’re from Pittsburgh you get a pass cause that shit doxxes you bitches to everyone from a 300 mile radius of that city.

If we mostly share an accent but you say shit like wodder my brain triangulates where you’re from automatically. I know what you are. I’m sorry.

Well I'm not too upset by this but how?

...uh huh, uh huh...

Every single Power Ranger, you say?

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free