Hazbin Hotel fan blog

Try as you might, you can't convince me otherwise

Velvette and Val drugging him to avoid anymore tantrums lmaoooo

What do you think?

Let me guess, the reason they didn't put Lute on the float was cuz she's also straight and they thought it would piss people off to have three straight people be confirmed and only one lesbian be officially confirmed and no other NEW OFFICIAL confirmed sexualities? (Bax and Em weren't confirmed so they don't really count in this argument)

They worried that putting 3 straight people in heaven and all but one LGBT person in hell would look bad.

They will probably confirm Lute is straight next pride or keep her unconfirmed til the end of the series. I'm calling it now.

Abel:……………. Dad? Why are our clothes for the Pride Month Parade in the colors of a straight ally?

Adam: I don’t know, I am bisexual and you’re bisexual. I would have thought that we would get clothes in those colors.

Abel: I don’t think we ever told anyone that we’re both bisexual and people think I am just dating Emily instead of dating both Emily and Peter.

Adam: Shit, I hadn’t thought of that. But Sera knows that I am in love with both Eve and Lucifer.

Abel: True, but maybe she thinks you are in the closet since your main preference is women.

Mammon pride keychain available via Shark Robot June 30, 2025. Art by Dagmar.

IM SCREAMAMINGG IM.CRYYINHH I'm actually siccck

Call.me heterophobic but both these idiots ARE NOT STRAIGHT HELLOo???

anyways Abel n vox intense sloppy gay nsfw art + mpreg coming soon

(side note I didn't pay attention right away to Adam and Abel's sexuality I jsut squealed at seeing Adam with his baby boy LIKE WYM THIS IS TH4 CLOSET WE GET TO SEE THEM BONDING))

Side note my side note: Adam is a bi man who has internalized Homophobia..he admitted to knowing about Angel dust, that mfer def tickled his nuts to that spider 😭 and for Abel JUST LOOK AT HIM... that man is not straight, I see him pan/demi okay okay