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He’s just so * sobs uncontrollably *

Angel: Are you seriously telling me you never celebrated your birthday?

Adam: First I was created, not birthed. Second I never really went out of my way to look up the day I was created.

Alastor: A day to celebrate you and you weren’t curious about it?

When Adam heard Alastor speak, he flipped him off.

Adam: Every day should celebrate me, without me and Eve there would be no humanity.

Charlie got a thoughtful look on her face and remembered that if anyone would remember the day Adam was created it would be her dad. He was there when both Adam and Lilith were created. So after the meeting she went with Vaggi and Angel Dust to Lucifer’s room.

Vaggi: I never really thought about it, but we never really celebrated the day Adam was created. But ge remembered each day one of the Exorcists were created because he made sure we got a cupcake and a present on that day.

Angel: That is actually really sweet.

Charlie: Everyone gets their special day at the hotel with a party, Adam deserves the same since he is a guest.

Charlie knocked on the door and Lucifer quickly answered. He was in his oversized sweater with some rubber ducks sticking to it.

Lucifer: Charlie, Charlie’s girlfriend, and Charlie’s friend, is there something you needed?

Charlie: Dad, I was wondering if you knew what day Adam was created?

Lucifer: Of course, in fact it coming up. Next Saturday in fact. Why do you ask?

Angel: It’s interesting that you know while Adam never went to look it up.

Charlie: We were hoping to throw Adam a Birthday Party. Or would it be called a Creation Day Party?

Vaggi just shrugged as a response.

Lucifer: That sounds perfect, let me help you. I can tell you what he likes and help distract him so he won’t get suspicious.

That actually surprised Lucifer, he would have thought Adam would have been all over a day dedicated to just him.

Lucifer: I did not. Well now it has to be the best.

He snapped his fingers and a list appeared as he handed it to Charlie, it was so long that it reached past her shoes.

Lucifer: Okay, so that's the list of everything you'll need for his party. I'll distract him when you go and get these things.

Charlie looked over the list: Well, I'll get some of the food closer to the day so it's fresh, but we can go get the decorations now.

They all set out to do their tasks.

Lucifer went down to the lobby, still with his sweater on. Adam looked up, he couldn't help but find the devil so adorable.

Lucifer: Yeah, even after all we went through, I never hated you. In fact I miss you.

Adam: I miss you too.

In fact Lucifer was Adam’s first love and he was still in love with him. He had hoped Lucifer would feel the same way when they were in Eden, but he proved that he wanted Lilith.

Lucifer: Perfect, we can go and hang out at the mall.

Adam: I thought you wouldn’t want to go to the mall since that would just be putting money into the pockets of the Vees and you haven’t forgiven them for trying to smear Charlie’s name, trying to take over Heaven, using you as a battery for their weapon of mass destruction, and most importantly failing to kill Alastor.

Lucifer: Thankfully we are both fallen angels so we aren’t restricted to the Pride Ring. So we are going to the Envy Ring to spend time at the mall.

In fact Lucifer had a reason for going there. He needed to see what caught Adam’s interest and get those for his presents.

Adam: Not that I am complaining because I think you look cute, but are you going to the mall dressed like that?

Lucifer summoned his cane and used his magic to put himself in his usual. He opened a portal to the Envy Ring and they walked through. Once they left, Charlie, Vaggi, and Angel came out.

Charlie: I think a party in the hotel’s garden would be the best place.

Angel: He does love working in the garden and it is big enough to have a nice and big party.

Charlie: Can you think of people who would be great guests aside from hotel people?

Vaggi: Sera, Emily, Abel, Seth, Yeshua aka Jesus, and… Lute.

Vaggi shuddered at the mention of Lute.

Angel: What about Eve since she is his wife and Cain, the son that is a killer? I am sure Adam would like to see them.

Charlie: Last I checked they are in Hell, we just need to find them. They are pre flood Sinners so they could be in any Ring. I also know Adam gets along with the other Deadly Sins since he met them, he would love them coming to his party.

Angel: This will be one interesting party, I can’t wait.

Charlie started to read the list wanting this party to be perfect.

Charlie: Shouldn't be too hard.

Vaggi: If he complains even once I'm smashing cake in his face.

Charlie: Vaggi!

-

Down in Envy Adam couldn't believe that Hell could look this nice, all the purples worked together very well with all the different shades.

Everything was so swanky and expensive, but he guessed that was the point to be the envy of everyone.

It was a good thing Lucifer was a King, because he wasn't sure that they would be able to afford this mall if he wasn't. Even the food court was expensive!

Adam: This place is fancy....... Golden crusted fried chicken?

Adam: I would like to have seafood since I never got to try it.

Lucifer: Never? Well there is a place that sells all sorts of seafood. You can try shrimp, lobster, and crab legs. It’s all so good and there is also some sushi.

Adam: That sounds so good.

They went to a table where Lucifer ordered all he told Adam about. Adam was amazed at the seafood pasta, crab legs, whole lobster, and sushi.

Adam: This is all so good, thank you.

Adam enjoyed every bite of this food. When they were done, they looked around the shops and Lucifer took note of all that Adam got happy over. There was a lovely dress that caught Adam’s attention. Ever since he fell, he experimented with how he expressed his gender. He started to wear more dresses and other things that he used to think were feminine. Lucifer thought it would be perfect for Adam to wear at the party.

Adam: I don’t get why Charlie brought up Birthdays, I never really thought of mine.

Lucifer: She wants everyone at the hotel to feel welcome. She even threw a big party for me.

Adam: I wish that we could have been there.

Lucirer: You can come to the next one as the guest of honor.

Just then Adam leaned forward and kissed Lucifer on the cheek.

It was nice to have Adam kiss him.

Adam smiled, it was fun to fluster the King a little bit.

Lucifer: So...... If you were to celebrate your birthday, how would you want to do it?

Adam hummed: I don't know. Maybe just eat some cake and listen to music.

So something low key. Which kind of surprised Lucifer.

Lucifer: You wouldn't want a party?

Adam: Great, most humans are awful and I am afraid that most of it is my fault.

Adam: Thanks, that actually means a lot to me.

Lucifer took Adam’s hands and rubbed the top of them with his thumb.

Lucifer: You did the best you could and you deserve to be celebrated, I really mean it.

At the hotel…

Alastor: You should probably add Rosie to the guest list.

Charlie: Wait, Rosie… I didn’t think he would get along with the woman that gave me soldiers that killed his girls as he put it.

Alastor: Adam had been going to Cannibal Town to have tea with Rosie lately. It surprised me as well, but then again he quickly befriended the woman that killed him.

It was a surprise that Adam easily befriended both Rosie and Niffty, but Charlie found out that Adam was a very interesting man.

Angel: We should get good music for the party as well, he loves live music.

Angel and Cherri Bomb easily became friends with Adam and they went to concerts during the weekend.

Alastor: Lovely, loud rock music or whatever else is popular right now.

Vaggi: Oh please, jazz is for pussies.

Vaggi then noticed the annoyed look on Alastor’s face while Angel was laughing.

Vaggi: What?

Angel: Adam said that.

Alastor: He said that while we fought.

Vaggi muttered in Spanish realizing she had something in common with Adam.

Charlie: It isn’t a surprise that you have something in common with Adam, he did raise you.

Vaggi: True, it’s still awkward.

Adam: Talking about me, not a shock since I am awesome.

Charlie: Oh, we were hoping you could come up with more exercises for the guests.

Adam: Sure.

Charlie was happy that Adam didn’t question things more.

He even had them professionally wrapped and to be delivered on Adams birthday.

This was going to be the best birthday that the first man ever had if it kills the devil.

When Lucifer got back he had to stop himself from nearly laughing, Adam was up to his elbows in sticky notes with ideas on them.

Lucifer: You okay?

Adam: Oh yeah, apparently it's pin the idea on Adam day.

Alastor: I thought it was pin the idea on the pinhead.

Hearing that made Alastor gain an uncomfortable look in his eyes in spite of his permanent smile. It was easy for Adam to see who the Radio Demon truly loved. Since Adam could still beat Alastor, he just left.

Adam: It’s funny that he thinks I will be offended by him. He wouldn’t even exist without me.

Lucifer: Don’t remind me that you two are technically related.

Adam: The crazy thing is that his mother is really sweet, makes the best jambalaya.

Lucifer: I am guessing that she is in Heaven.

Adam: Yes.

Lucifer smiled at the look Adam got in his eyes thinking about Alastor’s mother. He also thought about his other plan after the party and it was very special. He was going to have a private moment where they listen to music and eat as much as they can. Lucifer was going to tell Adam that he still loved him and if he wanted to see if Adam wanted to move into his room with him.

Adam: You know, it was really nice to spend time with you, I would like to do it more.

Lucifer: Of course, I feel the same way.

Adam smiled hearing that.

Angel: Are you seriously telling me you never celebrated your birthday?

Adam: First I was created, not birthed. Second I never really went out of my way to look up the day I was created.

Alastor: A day to celebrate you and you weren’t curious about it?

When Adam heard Alastor speak, he flipped him off.

Adam: Every day should celebrate me, without me and Eve there would be no humanity.

Charlie got a thoughtful look on her face and remembered that if anyone would remember the day Adam was created it would be her dad. He was there when both Adam and Lilith were created. So after the meeting she went with Vaggi and Angel Dust to Lucifer’s room.

Vaggi: I never really thought about it, but we never really celebrated the day Adam was created. But ge remembered each day one of the Exorcists were created because he made sure we got a cupcake and a present on that day.

Angel: That is actually really sweet.

Charlie: Everyone gets their special day at the hotel with a party, Adam deserves the same since he is a guest.

Charlie knocked on the door and Lucifer quickly answered. He was in his oversized sweater with some rubber ducks sticking to it.

Lucifer: Charlie, Charlie’s girlfriend, and Charlie’s friend, is there something you needed?

Charlie: Dad, I was wondering if you knew what day Adam was created?

Lucifer: Of course, in fact it coming up. Next Saturday in fact. Why do you ask?

Angel: It’s interesting that you know while Adam never went to look it up.

Charlie: We were hoping to throw Adam a Birthday Party. Or would it be called a Creation Day Party?

Vaggi just shrugged as a response.

Lucifer: That sounds perfect, let me help you. I can tell you what he likes and help distract him so he won’t get suspicious.

That actually surprised Lucifer, he would have thought Adam would have been all over a day dedicated to just him.

Lucifer: I did not. Well now it has to be the best.

He snapped his fingers and a list appeared as he handed it to Charlie, it was so long that it reached past her shoes.

Lucifer: Okay, so that's the list of everything you'll need for his party. I'll distract him when you go and get these things.

Charlie looked over the list: Well, I'll get some of the food closer to the day so it's fresh, but we can go get the decorations now.

They all set out to do their tasks.

Lucifer went down to the lobby, still with his sweater on. Adam looked up, he couldn't help but find the devil so adorable.

Lucifer: Yeah, even after all we went through, I never hated you. In fact I miss you.

Adam: I miss you too.

In fact Lucifer was Adam’s first love and he was still in love with him. He had hoped Lucifer would feel the same way when they were in Eden, but he proved that he wanted Lilith.

Lucifer: Perfect, we can go and hang out at the mall.

Adam: I thought you wouldn’t want to go to the mall since that would just be putting money into the pockets of the Vees and you haven’t forgiven them for trying to smear Charlie’s name, trying to take over Heaven, using you as a battery for their weapon of mass destruction, and most importantly failing to kill Alastor.

Lucifer: Thankfully we are both fallen angels so we aren’t restricted to the Pride Ring. So we are going to the Envy Ring to spend time at the mall.

In fact Lucifer had a reason for going there. He needed to see what caught Adam’s interest and get those for his presents.

Adam: Not that I am complaining because I think you look cute, but are you going to the mall dressed like that?

Lucifer summoned his cane and used his magic to put himself in his usual. He opened a portal to the Envy Ring and they walked through. Once they left, Charlie, Vaggi, and Angel came out.

Charlie: I think a party in the hotel’s garden would be the best place.

Angel: He does love working in the garden and it is big enough to have a nice and big party.

Charlie: Can you think of people who would be great guests aside from hotel people?

Vaggi: Sera, Emily, Abel, Seth, Yeshua aka Jesus, and… Lute.

Vaggi shuddered at the mention of Lute.

Angel: What about Eve since she is his wife and Cain, the son that is a killer? I am sure Adam would like to see them.

Charlie: Last I checked they are in Hell, we just need to find them. They are pre flood Sinners so they could be in any Ring. I also know Adam gets along with the other Deadly Sins since he met them, he would love them coming to his party.

Angel: This will be one interesting party, I can’t wait.

Charlie started to read the list wanting this party to be perfect.

Charlie: Shouldn't be too hard.

Vaggi: If he complains even once I'm smashing cake in his face.

Charlie: Vaggi!

-

Down in Envy Adam couldn't believe that Hell could look this nice, all the purples worked together very well with all the different shades.

Everything was so swanky and expensive, but he guessed that was the point to be the envy of everyone.

It was a good thing Lucifer was a King, because he wasn't sure that they would be able to afford this mall if he wasn't. Even the food court was expensive!

Adam: This place is fancy....... Golden crusted fried chicken?

Adam: I would like to have seafood since I never got to try it.

Lucifer: Never? Well there is a place that sells all sorts of seafood. You can try shrimp, lobster, and crab legs. It’s all so good and there is also some sushi.

Adam: That sounds so good.

They went to a table where Lucifer ordered all he told Adam about. Adam was amazed at the seafood pasta, crab legs, whole lobster, and sushi.

Adam: This is all so good, thank you.

Adam enjoyed every bite of this food. When they were done, they looked around the shops and Lucifer took note of all that Adam got happy over. There was a lovely dress that caught Adam’s attention. Ever since he fell, he experimented with how he expressed his gender. He started to wear more dresses and other things that he used to think were feminine. Lucifer thought it would be perfect for Adam to wear at the party.

Adam: I don’t get why Charlie brought up Birthdays, I never really thought of mine.

Lucifer: She wants everyone at the hotel to feel welcome. She even threw a big party for me.

Adam: I wish that we could have been there.

Lucirer: You can come to the next one as the guest of honor.

Just then Adam leaned forward and kissed Lucifer on the cheek.

It was nice to have Adam kiss him.

Adam smiled, it was fun to fluster the King a little bit.

Lucifer: So...... If you were to celebrate your birthday, how would you want to do it?

Adam hummed: I don't know. Maybe just eat some cake and listen to music.

So something low key. Which kind of surprised Lucifer.

Lucifer: You wouldn't want a party?

Adam: Great, most humans are awful and I am afraid that most of it is my fault.

Adam: Thanks, that actually means a lot to me.

Lucifer took Adam’s hands and rubbed the top of them with his thumb.

Lucifer: You did the best you could and you deserve to be celebrated, I really mean it.

At the hotel…

Alastor: You should probably add Rosie to the guest list.

Charlie: Wait, Rosie… I didn’t think he would get along with the woman that gave me soldiers that killed his girls as he put it.

Alastor: Adam had been going to Cannibal Town to have tea with Rosie lately. It surprised me as well, but then again he quickly befriended the woman that killed him.

It was a surprise that Adam easily befriended both Rosie and Niffty, but Charlie found out that Adam was a very interesting man.

Angel: We should get good music for the party as well, he loves live music.

Angel and Cherri Bomb easily became friends with Adam and they went to concerts during the weekend.

Alastor: Lovely, loud rock music or whatever else is popular right now.

Vaggi: Oh please, jazz is for pussies.

Vaggi then noticed the annoyed look on Alastor’s face while Angel was laughing.

Vaggi: What?

Angel: Adam said that.

Alastor: He said that while we fought.

Vaggi muttered in Spanish realizing she had something in common with Adam.

Charlie: It isn’t a surprise that you have something in common with Adam, he did raise you.

Vaggi: True, it’s still awkward.

Adam: Talking about me, not a shock since I am awesome.

Charlie: Oh, we were hoping you could come up with more exercises for the guests.

Adam: Sure.

Charlie was happy that Adam didn’t question things more.

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Poor Adam, his blood pressure dropped and we almost lost him while having Charlie, and now Lucifer already wants another one? 🤭

Fanfic on AO3: The First Sin [AdamsApple]

By: PaintToxic 💜

And here's the template for reference. The problem is that since I found it on Pinterest, it's almost impossible for me to track down the creator. So if by any chance anyone knows who made it, I'd really appreciate it if you could let me know 🥹

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