oliver

wastes crazy amounts of space and water

soul-crushingly boring

extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)

prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)

mini golf:

18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn't even require water

a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to

easy to get into, but difficult to master

cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)

elementary, my dear dawson!

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this is what happened in the good timeline

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some 1960s ineffable wives to hold you over for the long wait ahead. I reckon It'd be near impossible to convince aziraphale to pick something other than that well-loved waistcoat.

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below are all the mods that i currently use in my game - all of which you can find on nexus mods! these include buildings, furniture, clothing, expansions, cheats, etc!

01. buildings/crafting mods | cozy hut house • expanded woods • medieval buildings • medieval craftables • oasis greenhouse • rustic country town interior 

02. character mods | friendly divorce • get glam • immersive spouses • passive friendship • ran’s prettier witch

03. cheat mods | cheats menu • item spawner • map teleport

04. clothing/player mods | cozy scarves • oversized sweater • rural outfitters • skin tones • non-replacer hairstyles • new hairstyles • elegant farmer body

05. recolor mods | better crops • better resources • better fishing and beach foraging • better gems and minerals • better artisan goods

06. expansion mods | stardew valley expanded • downtown zuzu • east scarp •  ridgeside village

07. furniture mods | garden furniture • flower power • industrial furniture set • seasonal fireplace • fairydew decor • rustic country walls and floors • witch’s garden flowers • industrial kitchen • cottagecore fences • gwen’s paths

08. gameplay mods | automatic gates • destroyable mods • no fence decay • skull cavern elevators  • wear more rings • shop overhaul

09. livestock and animals | barn animals replacement • coop animals replacement • horse replacement • better ranching

10. portrait mods | portraiture (needed for portrait mods) • dcburger portraits • dcburger sve portraits • sve portraits • east scarp portraits • ridgeside portraits npc • ridgeside bachelor portraits • ridgeside bachelorette portraits • ridgeside new npc portraits • wizard and marlon portraits • lewis and gus portraits • downtown zuzu portraits • elliott portraits • sam portraits • alex portraits • sebastian portraits • shane portraits

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In light of recent hand-holding news, I finally redrew (this one) 💖💖💖