caw

surely it won’t hurt to work out the limit as x approaches 0 of sin(x)/x

hôpital

i dont "struggle" with isolation, i'm actually soooooo super fucking good at it

has anyone figured out how to become normal if you were like that?

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy being like, "I am 100% committed to respecting your 'no', but I heard you wouldn't promise my aunt not to marry me so I had to come and check just one (1) more time."

The girl who rolls her eyes at sappy things and gets overwhelmed by caring attention would like to get princess treatment and affectionate physical intimacy after the thorough and violent fucking but Will Not admit it

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

Harry Potter is trending at #1 on tumblr so I thought I’d take the opportunity to say fuck JKR, fuck transphobes, fuck her stupid books, her theme park, her endless landfill fodder merch slop, and her fucking castle on a hill. Read another book yall!! Read another book!!!!!!!

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

ice agents are all soulless losers idc idc idcccc what their reasons are. you should be prepared to die, sell your body, sell your house, sell your car—sell everything you have before selling your soul for 30k “per catch” and a chance to be remembered as someone’s most frightening memory prior to having their life ruined or taken. you are not desperate for money, you’re desperate to justify your hatred and your loyalties to an arbitrary entity of nationalism without equity or liberation. soulless creatures, all of them.

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.