Executive Dysfunction Junction

Game where the ancient hero is awakened from the deathless sleep of centuries in the hour of their people's greatest need, only to find that civilisation is thriving and there are no obvious threats on the horizon; the game then becomes a fish-out-of-water detective sim as they try to figure out what woke them up, and also solve other, smaller mysteries along the way.

I love what an inherently slutty concept masked vigilantes and secret identities are. I think that's part of why modern superhero flicks just don't do it for me. Everyone has their face out, everyone knows their names, you can look out your window and see where iron man lives because he lives in a big fuckoff skyscraper. There's no mystery, no intrigue, no danger, no sexual tension. I miss the adventure serials and swashbucklers. I miss Zorro. I don't particularly care for Batman most of the time, but I respect the fact that even when he's in the justice league or hanging out with other supers or even rubbing elbows with gotham cops at a crime scene, that motherfucker stays masked the fucked up like the whore that he is. The upside-down spiderman kiss still lives rent free in my head all these years later, and it could have never happened if spidey just had his whole face out.

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

to everyone in the notes saying this is mean or rude or a callout, this post was autobiographical. we're in this together. take my paw

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

lets be shapeless being with mama

I bet those astronauts are pretty excited to be the farthest from Earth anybody's ever been. You might even say they're over the moon about it

everyone should draw more comics btw. have a whole story/idea you want to make but dont want to make it a fic for whatever reason? draw a comic. have a silly joke you want to tell? draw comic. a small scene that's stuck in your head? draw a comic. hyper specific au only you would understand? whatever, draw comic. dont know how to draw? doesn't matter, draw a comic. don't like how it came out? whatever, man, you don't have to post it, it's all for you. it doesn't have to be good, just the act of making it is fun. it could be stick figures if you want. doesn't matter. draw a comic