Executive Dysfunction Junction

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

Game where the ancient hero is awakened from the deathless sleep of centuries in the hour of their people's greatest need, only to find that civilisation is thriving and there are no obvious threats on the horizon; the game then becomes a fish-out-of-water detective sim as they try to figure out what woke them up, and also solve other, smaller mysteries along the way.

I love what an inherently slutty concept masked vigilantes and secret identities are. I think that's part of why modern superhero flicks just don't do it for me. Everyone has their face out, everyone knows their names, you can look out your window and see where iron man lives because he lives in a big fuckoff skyscraper. There's no mystery, no intrigue, no danger, no sexual tension. I miss the adventure serials and swashbucklers. I miss Zorro. I don't particularly care for Batman most of the time, but I respect the fact that even when he's in the justice league or hanging out with other supers or even rubbing elbows with gotham cops at a crime scene, that motherfucker stays masked the fucked up like the whore that he is. The upside-down spiderman kiss still lives rent free in my head all these years later, and it could have never happened if spidey just had his whole face out.