once i was revolutionary

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

galadriel voice "things that were once $5 are now $20"

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

(some guy on the internet voice) it's so unrealistic and forced when women win fights against men in stories. of course, when a young boy defeats a huge man I'm cheering and screaming because it is so badass, and when a frail old man defeats a cocky young warrior I feel nothing but satisfaction. I love these power fantasies about easily dispatching people who underestimate you, a thing I desire despite the fact that I will likely never have the skill to achieve it in real life, but I'm pretty sure women don't have that same desire, and even if they do, they shouldn't get to see it in media. because it's so unrealistic, you see. I mean I'm smart enough to know I can't take down a big man in a fight but the women, you know, they'll get ideas. I could probably do it if I trained hard enough, but the women??? for some reason I can't see it happening, and who can say why that is.

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

I wish every ad that takes you to app store or any site as soon as your finger accidentally touches it a very. bankrupt and die

the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."