once i was revolutionary

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

galadriel voice "things that were once $5 are now $20"

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

(some guy on the internet voice) it's so unrealistic and forced when women win fights against men in stories. of course, when a young boy defeats a huge man I'm cheering and screaming because it is so badass, and when a frail old man defeats a cocky young warrior I feel nothing but satisfaction. I love these power fantasies about easily dispatching people who underestimate you, a thing I desire despite the fact that I will likely never have the skill to achieve it in real life, but I'm pretty sure women don't have that same desire, and even if they do, they shouldn't get to see it in media. because it's so unrealistic, you see. I mean I'm smart enough to know I can't take down a big man in a fight but the women, you know, they'll get ideas. I could probably do it if I trained hard enough, but the women??? for some reason I can't see it happening, and who can say why that is.

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

I wish every ad that takes you to app store or any site as soon as your finger accidentally touches it a very. bankrupt and die

the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

My hottest fanfiction take is I think people should stop posting multi-fandom oneshots as a single fic with like 50+ chapters and instead post them as individual fics

i keep seeing arguments about various types of LGBT media that boil down to "there's too much of [one type of LGBT media], we need more of [other type of LGBT media]" and it's like.... there isn't 'too much' of any kind of lgbt stuff actually

e.g 'there's too much tv about mlm, we need more about wlw' or 'there are too many simple family-friendly gay movies, we need more raw adult-centric gay stories' and like i get it, i really do, and the second part of these statements is almost always the truth, but the central problem is not an overrepresentation of gay men or love simons or whatnot; it's that certain types of queer fiction have a harder time getting made. it isn't a zero sum game. cutesy gay netflix shows for teenagers are not responsible for the fact that gay experiences that aren't considered advertiser-friendly enough for public consumption are less likely to be made, and there being fewer of them would not address any of those root causes in any meaningful way. (or more broadly, the fact that 'advertiser friendliness' is such a determiner of a show's fate at all). the only LGBT media there's "too much of" is the stuff that's actually homophobic or transphobic