a punk rock sense of honesty

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

happy pride month to this post specifically

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

they're saying that rosalita (come out tonight) by bruce springsteen is the song of the summer for the fifty third year in a row

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

how come they make you reinvent the concept of dinner every evening. I have to make dinner come true every evening like some kind of unpaid genie intern

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest