I am, in the end, what you made me.

I’m retroactively furious at everyone who’s used this video as a meme because nothing they’ve ever used for the format is as funny as what she actually says and does here

OK but watch the dog. The dog is SO USED TO THIS BEHAVIOR. lmao

mental health status: need to look at the sea for hours and stay quiet.

me, a furry lawyer: *glomps you x3* why did you kill her

i just want peace in my life

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

when i care, i care hard. when i don’t give a fuck, i reallly don’t give a fuck

maybe instead of getting mad at me when you come down the stairs to see a bowl of freshly churned butter on the island counter you should get mad at yourself for leaving a bowl of fresh cream out when you’re aware of my passions

When i asked to be fucked i did not mean by life