enter the vortex club

Damn babygirl your worldview is relentlessly negative and terrifying

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

super mario sunshine

I mean surely we all grew up feeling like there was a wrongness inherently deep inside us that will endure for the rest of our lives

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

hmm its like I crave some type of eternal and brutal punishment but I'm not exactly sure for what

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

well MY pussy has a fishing minigame.. soooo.....

left nipple hard right nipple is chillin

Haha cant lie but Ive been snacking on cookies all day

This is why i fuck with you you always keep it real

you can’t kill me im an angel

can you not tag your shitty emo posts as super monkey ball