>TV comes in on antenna >Has commercials >Cable offers TV without commercials >Cable starts airing commercials >Cable charges extra for bonus channels like HBO >Cable starts breaking up channels into a dozen extra packages with about half a dozen garbage channels for every one channel you DO want to try and convince you to buy multiple packages >People say fuck it and start pirating shit >Streaming comes out >Offers free TV with ads or no ads with a paid subscription >Subscriptions become required >Ads are shown anyway despite it being a paid service >Dozens of streaming services all have exclusive content requiring multiple subscriptions >People say fuck it and start pirating shit again We really came full circle on this one.

I’m old enough to vaguely remember when channels like Disney only showed commercials in-between episodes instead of having commercial breaks during

Can I ask something? If there’s the father the son and the Holy Spirit why the hell they just dont jump devil? There’s 3 of them like pull up be the mighty Migos

I hate everything about this post

You sell your soul to God. Instead of having bliss in life and then damnation, you life a life of utter misery and then go to Heaven when you die.

That’s just regular Catholicism.

Jay-Z and Beyonce in their car, quietly driving. They’re listening to a classic Hip Hop station when Big Pimpin’ comes on. Jay locks his eyes on the road, steering stiffly. He tries not to breathe. He can feel Beyonce’s eyes on him, glinting in the passing of headlights. He reaches for the radio, slowly, carefully… “Don’t,” she says, barely a whisper, but somehow he hears it over the bass. “Let’s listen.” His blood runs cold.

There should be an edible that takes 4 to 6 weeks to kick in

resilience is not sustainable we are not supposed to endure life we are supposed to live it

In cartoons, one side character will be way more ethnic than everyone else of the same nationality. For some reason, that candlestick in Beauty and the Beast was more French than every other cast member, who are all French. Uncle Iroh had his actor’s strong Japanese accent, found nowhere else in his family or culture. It doesn’t make sense, until you run into an IRL guy like that. NYC, for example, is incredibly diverse, but there are still people that seem to have been spawned by a procedural New Yorker generator, within whole families and neighborhoods that are not like that at all.

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Man I hope they cancel standardized testing, any education professional can tell you it’s a bunch of useless horseshit that does nothing except make students and teachers miserable while utterly failing to accurately gauge understanding.

if shes your girl why is she calling "woohoo boys" off her balcony and leading me into her apartment and letting me sit on her bed and telling me the reason these expensive linens aren't even soft is because sometimes things that are expensive are worse

Who the fuck installed grenkle the piss goblin

why are there mirrors

So I can admire my piss-stream from cinematic angles befitting of its beauty.