my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

sorry if i weirded you out with my messages earlier (remembers im trying to be more self confident) but actually it was normal of me to do so (becomes nervous im acting superior) because i am a human like everybody else and not better than anyone (remembers i am better than some people) except for really bad people (notices the ideological can of worms opened by previous clause) but anyone can work towards self improvement (remembers im trying to be more self confident) like meeee :)

Unfortunately it’s very easy to lure me places because I like to go somewhere

wails desperately and then goes back to doing fucjing whatever

haha thats so funny bro. hey what do you thik will become of me

This clip causes irreparable damage to my brain yet also fully cleanses and heals my soul

pregnant with a bag of peas

once i am perfect in every conceivable way i will be happy i can feel it

it is what it is *throws up blood*

remember to be scared all day so youre not caught off guard when it happens

">_< but im scared of change!" <- girl who wishes everything was different