All I wanted was a bagel

2025 why don’t we have ass jiggle physics in video games yet

tears in my eyes. We made it

Rotate that man until he shoots the light beam to the next piece of the puzzle.

Have you ever seen a cat white knuckling something before?

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

@ominous-signs

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

Sleepy fag disorder is flaring up again

[scrolling through old posts on my blog] I would not fucking say that