Jane: Why are you late?
Maura: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Jane: Overslept?
Maura: Overslept.
Not today Justin
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Jane: Why are you late?
Maura: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Jane: Overslept?
Maura: Overslept.

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Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.
I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

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Your 🕺swagger🕺and your 🐻bearing🐻 and the 👕just right clothes you're👕 wearing
Tatort Zürich + text posts (17/?)
habe gerade aus dem fenster der bib heraus einen hund gesehen, der sehr verantwortungsvoll seinen eigenen maulkorb im maul getragen hat. 10/10, no notes
(und der lief auch sehr entspannt bei fuß, war hochkonzentriert auf seine aufgabe, den maulkorb nicht zu verlieren)
wie ich hochfleißig in der bib 1000 wörter extremely niche fanfic mit der target audience of maybe 1-2 people schreibe anstatt meine texte zu lesen
someone save me from myself

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ich glaube das wetter hat vergessen dass es bei pride month ums schwul sein geht und nicht darum wie unglaublich schwül es sein kann.
sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you.
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
painting of joan of arc but she's got a lil carabiner. is this anything.
she's got the key to heaven or something

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I Love germans "Da ist hopfen und malz verloren" like man we cant even make beer out of that guy