I am the Host

I'm speedrunning chapters 1-4 before I do chapter 5 because I missed the egg in chapter 3 (this was before the patch that fixed the fact that you could no longer get the egg if you finished sword route first) and didn't bother looking for it in chapter four and even with every tag blocked ive still been dodging spoilers like bullets in the matrix. On the other hand. Chapter four music still hits like train argghh dark sanctuary my beloved

I haven't care about the sexyman polls since the great Cecilsweep of 2023 however i did see simon tits were handedly beating out loki, who like was. Prime sexyman slop back in the day. And it did make me smile

Percys been silly since season two once the brairwoods were dealt with but I swear he's ESPECIALLY squishy and whimsical this season. Little baby dork who's realized he wants to live past his 20s SO BAD <3

There are two Simons in my head, one is an eel mer who tragically needs his blood ocean to live and the other is a tree deer with wooden leafy antlers. Eel simon gets one bright red eye while tree deer simon gets one bright green eye

What do you MEAN WE HAVE DELTARUNE TOMORROW

The funniest version of bloodymary, to me, is where Adrian finds Simon entirely separately and has to go through their own ordeal of bonding with a sad traumatized squishy wet human while wondering how their partner's going to react. And then when Rocky gets back theyre both nervously llike. Hey babe. So there's something I have to show u,,,,, also you're gonna have to get cool about a lot of things real fast. Meanwhile simon and Grace are sniffing at each other like two cats being introduced through a bathroom door