the woke mob is after you? dude that's a new one. I've never heard of that. which version of mine craft are u playign

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

sometimes I think the world is ending and then I remember people have thought the world is going to end within their lifetime for at least 1,500 years and they were all wrong and had to live through this bullshit anyway

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

what I've learned from making this post is that Tumblr is the 'contentious relationship with our immune systems' website

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish