pompkin

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

$5/1,500

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$1,173/2,070 (cell bill is due among others)

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sorry again not to sound desperate but in addition to bills my pets are almost out of food and we really need groceries in the house rn

$1,248/2,600

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We didn't make the goal last night and shes overdrawn by $106, please help if you can

$1,368/2,600

$1,368/2,750 (upping the goal cause an upcoming job I had fell through)

$1,368/3,200 (upping the goal yet again cause my sister's freelance invoice still hasn't been processed so she probs won't be getting paid till the end of the month. We still need help y'all!)

$1,388/3,200

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$1,573/3,300

In addition to alladis, cece is out of cat food. Please help if you can.

tip: The Transsexual Apartment is a safe zone where you can walk around PANTSLESS. While in the Transsexual Apartment, you regain FORTITUDE and ESTEEM

"Making peace with not transitioning because your partner wouldn't like it is valid" is an attempt at conversion therapy btw. Just so you know.

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

When I was a little boy dad was always telling me to get a pair of dykes and now he’s all confused as to why I’m a polyamorous lesbian like it wasn’t his idea.

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