Abby's Bitchin Blog

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

You... voted for the pigeon, too?

i know when i'm outmatched

this post is ruining my life. i keep saying that im doing things “dustly” and that things were “mad of dust”

Maide’s influence is solely positive and you should be thankful for her increasing your whimsy.

Who the heck are these characters?

Goop Lyn and Maide, is it not obvious?

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[image: black and white photo of Audrey Mbugua]