Performative Asshole

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

for now

oh yeah, this too is homestuck

this too is homestuck

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

You act like people knowing you’re in the Squirtle Squad is a bad thing?

yes that is exactly where these glasses are from. a perfectly respectable long standing anime and nothing more

this too is homestuck

i love "bite me" as a retort. your frustrating me, come put your spit and teeth all over me for it. and maybe lick me a little. because i hate you

this too is homestuck

Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

Besides the point, but you could always try physical damage?

You’re right Gomez, bring me the flail

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.

For context, Blade Runner was released in 1982. It's been more than 40 years.

i mean they definitely got that much right. it's no musical comedy, david.

at my local thrift warehouse where nothing’s priced and you make an offer on all the stuff you find. well i told the person at the register i’m on a budget and didn’t know if i could afford a rug i wanted and asked what they’d take for it and without missing even half a beat they said “how about a cup of blood?” then they started hopping up and down like a cheerleader and said “cup! of! blood!”

we settled on seventeen dollars cash.

the problem is i love to riff with people so it got deeply deeply weird for about 3 and a half minutes before we finally agreed on the price.

Christians will say "i wish she'd stop shoving her faggotry down my throat" as if that isn't a literal gift from god.

"she's shoving her faggotry down my throat" okay??? tilt your head back and relax your neck muscles then.

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

what should I listen to

women

i can’t make new posts right now on my iphone so i’m using this reblog to say that that tintin movie is fucking fire

i think about this post at least once a week

santa claus and his three weed smoking goth girlfriends