the coolest cat around

your kingdom honestly sucks. your princess replaced all of the knights with animated suits of armor :/

i stuck my hand inside the hollow suit of armour and it was wet in there

what's your problem

it was wet in there

dude i think i might be The Other

I’m no longer sure we’re talking about the same thing

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

you know what i wish you would tell me

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.