I like my blog I made it for myself

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

Immediately I love him

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

the issue with 2:15 is thats already 4 pm

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

Red Delicious Apples

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

It's amazing just how few groceries $50 of groceries is

1 Groce

here’s to all the things you survived quietly and privately this year

non-practicing human being

girlie you can’t give up now you don’t have the dark green couch of your dreams yet

Sometimes I overheat and die for a little bit but then I get better

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with