what a fuckin nerd

Fellow inmate doing time for OOC Characters: *whistles* what stage did they get to in 200? Hand holding, botched confessions, cheek kisses?

Me: they shared a bed but it was all mutual pining.

Another inmate across the room: JUST MAKE THEM CONFESS ALREADY!

My parol officer, reading my file: What’s this about a new fic? I thought you already had 8, no, 10 different WIPS.

Remember when Lil Nas X beautifully explored his sexuality, seduced and killed the devil to the banger of all time, and instead of cheering on this openly gay and proud Black artist for his artistry and fighting back against respectability politics, suddenly said respectability politics was all the Queerest Place on the Internet cared about? Hm. Wonder what happened there.

Close enough, welcome back Unsleeping City Dr. Doolittle bit!

Wallpaper set for Ally Beardsley absolutely sending us all during their Spinch turn.

Brennan in The Seven suggests "To exist is to be traumatized if you really think about how strange it is to be here at all."

Say Hi Intrepid Heros!

Zac as Zaeth Bondana so suddenly apologizes "I'm sorry I've been giving you such a hard time.

It's just 'cause I respect you"

Murph as Darkness Man equally suddenly accepts "Okay. Yeah.

Brennan after jumping into the only bit Lou didn't join, "I feel like you actually sometimes wear glasses in this style."

Lou adjusts his shirt cooly, "Yeah, I do"

Murph as Maxwell Gotch gets shark eyes in a sharp deviation of tone,

"You're meat"