✨trapped in a cursed gem✨

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

star trek heritage post (February 7th, 2024)

give a character your issues it's literally free

gender swapped rupert giles…milf giles…calendiles yuri…do you see my vision

getting fixated on something is funny because the first like week i have an insatiable need to tell everyone i know about it and spread the good word but by weeks 2 and 3 it becomes so intense and personal that even hearing it mentioned in public makes me sweat as if a dark secret was alluded to

west facing window haver in summer schedule: -12-3pm: i love my window -4-8pm: i should brick up that thing what the fuck -8-9pm: sunset <3 -9pm forth: i love you wwindo

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...