dont even worry abt it

sometimes you guys yurify a couple and suddenly theyre all cutesy and innocent and perfectly loving. wrong. those girls better be making out nasty style and stabbing each other and being ugly and weird and irascible just like their male counterparts. in fact. even MORE so. they should be NASTIER and BLOODIER and CRAZIER!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

If nothing else, you can't say that Mitch Marner scoring the fastest hat trick in SCF history (6:10) followed shortly thereafter by the Canes scoring the fastest three goals in SCF history (39 seconds) isn't tremendously entertaining

Everyone hating on Sam Bennett until you need to murder a goalie and he isnt there to do this. You dont value what you have and you face the consequences

wheres that fucking post. the one thats like “why is mtkachuk moving like a DL father of three running for a seat in the senate” i cant fuckisng find it

you have a relatively newborn daughter and a beautiful wife what are you doing in europe on THIS worlds team. youre also an olympian two time cup champ and wouldve won a conn smythe if the panthers had done it in ‘23 but okay man. have i mentioned that this man has a baby?

all sports is rpf on some level so sports rpf is the only logical next step