Double Finger Pistols and a Wink

the internet is great but sometimes it'll tell you that there's a girl you really need to hug but she's 8000km away

THAT MEANS WRONGO'S GOT THEM. THIS ISN'T GOOD

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

paws at you. whines at you. awouf

rrawrf

aw fuck *fastens seatbelt*

I have heard a variant on it that I really like: "You cannot hate yourself into someone you can love."

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.

4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring

Just so we’re clear, if I point out that you did something racist, that’s not the same as me thinking you’re irremediably terrible. You did a racist thing.

You think you don’t do racist things, homophobic things, etc? You do. I caught myself in fat phobic and homophobic lines of thinking/speech just this morning. I’m fucking gay married. Nothing disqualifies you from acting in a way that reflects the society you exist in. We are obliged to fight it. Why not fight it in honesty and with camaraderie?

Love the bot summoning incantation

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

can someone please please make his tail wag thank you

because maybe……..youre gonna be the one that maybe

and after all…..youre my after all