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my bank account says I need a job but my mental health says i need to sleep all day and never leave my bed

That movie is fucking amazing BTW and should be watched.

Teen käsitöitä I do hand jobs

I feel like I missed my window to do stupid teenager things and stay out all night and jumped straight to being a 55 year old woman who would rather stay home watching tv and falling asleep at 8pm

stop telling mentally ill people that no one is gonna love them if they don’t love themselves that’s actually really fucked up and you need to reconsider why you think someone who’s been brutalized into hating themselves doesn’t deserve love

you need to hear this to truly experience it.

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

7. I still don’t know how to season chicken

8. That weird half-jog/sheepish wave combo that I do every time I have to cross the road in front of a car that’s waiting for me to go