what fake things have you guys been getting mad about while I was away
we're not kids anymore.
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what fake things have you guys been getting mad about while I was away

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i'll forever miss how the internet felt before you had to second-guess the authenticity of every single piece of media you came across. silly videos used to be just silly. fun was coincidental. wonder was just wonder. digital art had character and soul. AI has taken the taste out of everything and irreversibly poisoned the creative sphere and the people still pushing it forward are the doom of both joy and the quality of being.
me: sorry i’ve been busy
me for the last hours:
I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.
Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.
Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.
And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.
listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it
20 years. I am not happy about this.
I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time
Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!

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in more pleasant news: this year is seeing the biggest humpback migration in Australian history, bigger than it was PRE whaling. That's right, there are more humpbacks migrating off the coast of Australia than there were BEFORE industrial whaling started.
A huge, fat W for environmentalists and Greenies. what an achievement
we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!
Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is
Further info for those interested
from The Memory Palace, by Nate DiMeo
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* GROUP THREE *FINALS
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Richard “Dick” Grayson (DC)
Agent Stone (Sonic the Hedgehog Films)
*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).
PROPAGANDA:
[Dick]
"Just look at him and tell me you don't want to get him preggo."
[Stone]
"cus he's kind and so patient and look how he is with shadow in the third movie and he has those vibes tbh."
Stone propaganda from last season
Come on I did the math we only need 8.45 people for dick to win. Guys, come on.
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
More from the notes:
I love this post
The horse thinks as it scratches an itch
Apparently a lot of people get dialogue punctuation wrong despite having an otherwise solid grasp of grammar, possibly because they’re used to writing essays rather than prose. I don’t wanna be the asshole who complains about writing errors and then doesn’t offer to help, so here are the basics summarized as simply as I could manage on my phone (“dialogue tag” just refers to phrases like “he said,” “she whispered,” “they asked”):
“For most dialogue, use a comma after the sentence and don’t capitalize the next word after the quotation mark,” she said.
“But what if you’re using a question mark rather than a period?” they asked.
“When using a dialogue tag, you never capitalize the word after the quotation mark unless it’s a proper noun!” she snapped.
“When breaking up a single sentence with a dialogue tag,” she said, “use commas.”
“This is a single sentence,” she said. “Now, this is a second stand-alone sentence, so there’s no comma after ‘she said.’”
“There’s no dialogue tag after this sentence, so end it with a period rather than a comma.” She frowned, suddenly concerned that the entire post was as unasked for as it was sanctimonious.
And!
“If you’re breaking dialogue up with an action tag”—she waves her hands back and forth—”the dashes go outside the quotation marks.”
Reblog to save a writer’s life.

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i was also thinking about how sensual the snow was, how suggestive the curves of the snowbanks appeared, their softness
rocky's crew dying from radiation exposure, something humans go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of and grace's crew dying in their "sleep" with nobody watching, something eridians go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of. cool book that is easy to read through your tears.
‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this
One of my favorite things is how the phm fandom has collectively decided that Adrian is a fucking giant by Eridian standards. Eridians are canonically about a foot and a half tall? Nah, Adrian's at least four fucking feet. I've seen some people headcanon them as being literally too big to fit through a standard doorway
I love space elavator adrian
You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

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This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.
ok but imagine youre an ottawa fan, and out of nowhere Ilya fucking Rozanov joins your team, and you feel hope for the first time in years
and then after another years, after almost losing your beloved team in a plane crash they finally start winning again, and they go to the play-offs and you're beaming
AND THEN ILYA ROZANOV IS MARRYING SHANE HOLLANDER AND HE'S ON YOUR TEAM NOW AND NOW YOU JUST KNOW YOU'LL TAKE THE STANLEY CUP
man, that must have felt better than drugs holy shit
On an opposite note, I (as a charge fan) learned what it feels like being a fan of another team is like via Wife Line.
'Cause what do you mean you fell in love under a shoothing star and married and play together and have a dog and happy and have olympic gold and win the fucking walter cup???