The amount of notes this doesn’t have bothers me…

Tumblr has 30-50 million active users. Why does this not even have 1 million notes?

New Zealanders: Chill as Aussies, but with wildlife that assumes there are no natural predators so everything is friendly and fair game.

Keas on pop.

How the chicken-fried FUCK did I not know about this before? I am delighted.

This is a whole season of tv here

if this isn’t vicar of Dibley I’ll eat someone’s hat

What even is this? This is a whole novel and then some!

We’ve found it Snail Church

snurch

Take me to snurch

can they please make a dishwasher with a transparent door? i want to see what's going on in there

might seem like a harmless quirk but once you start typing in exclusively lowercase you can never capitalize anything again outside the designated midsentence Gay Emphasis Zones or anyone following you for longer than a week will think you’re about to commit murder

avocados is spelled two different ways in this image and neither of them are correct

modern hieroglyphics

I never want any context for this ever

Most important lesson I learned in the past year is, don’t let anyone turn you cruel. No matter how badly you wanna give the world a taste of its own bitter medicine. It’s never worth losing yourself over.