bitches on my dick and i'm meowin

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

the miserable bitch industry would crumble without me

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

I know for a fact other dimensions and realities exist because that’s where some of you people are watching tv

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

i love you rice with some bullshit

i love when women have a deeper or raspier voice. its very charming

i just don’t know if that many of us need to be on the roads driving. we should live in a world where more people can sit that one out

is anyone else annoyed that "ai" encompasses both chatgpt and tools we train to do repetitive tedious work for us. and by the ripple effect of articles like "scientists develop ai to detect cancer early" that make people argue for the merit of chatgpt or become anti-medicine. and by the general state of the world and society

"why are so many leftists disabled" maybe it's because disabled people don't really care for the "kill all disabled people" parties but who can say