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top reasons to get married

Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch

love i guess

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john mulaney ghostwrote this

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Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

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me: *has a breakdown over smth stupid* me @ me:

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Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants

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Flat Bigfoot Theory: They’ve never caught him on camera because he turns 90 degrees and becomes too thin to see.

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Flat Earth Theory is OUT, Flat Bigfoot Theory is IN

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This is the THE hottest take I’ve ever heard

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i didnt shovel enough driveways as a kid so i didnt build enough character and thats why im the way that i am

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i have never had to mow a lawn and you can tell

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Me: *listening to various genres of god knows what* Spotify trying to make my discover weekly:

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not to be unnecessarily fake deep on a wednesday afternoon but I feel like I don’t have a personality also that I’m not real

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wheel of fortune

puzzle: H E _ _ O

category: greeting

contestant: spins

wheel: $5000

contestant: L!

pat: no L

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This is a horror novel

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Filling out course evaluations for classes you did shitty in

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it’s 2018 please put the k back in thicc

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you know what, I’ll take it

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bill and ted but with 2010s slang would be fucking lethal

catboymuqing-moving

this is most un-woke ted my dude

vedajuno

*both in unison* oh, biggest mood

taquito

im stuck here with u dumb virgins 😡😡

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Me the day after getting my asshole fingerblasted behind a 7-Eleven at 3:01 AM

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catchymemes

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Elon Musk and Grimes in 2 years

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Elon Musk and Grimes tomorrow

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