The Types as Shit My Friends Have Said
“Pineapple on pizza is the best and the Hawaiians know what they’re doing and your opinion is invalid okok"
“You just don’t want to hear it because you’re contrarian and because you like to think you’re the best snowman maker”
"I might not be as cool as you, but at least I have the self confidence and narcissism to think I am, okay?”
“I’m very much like a baby duck, the first person to acknowledge my existence must be followed to the ends of the earth.”
“White Castle is a religious experience. You may end up paying for it over the next three days, but it is a religious experience nonetheless”
“What if the shrimps were pregnant with chicken eggs”
[Referring to a ceramic dog] “It looks too human. If it were real, it would have to die. But I love it.”
“I might screw Nicolas Cage but at the same time I’m not sure”
INTP: -No, I think that’s just her face…”
ESFP to INTJ: “Can you stop passive aggressively answering the teachers rhetorical questions?“
“I really want to side with PETA but also my stomach reminds me to side with it instead”
“I saw a skelespider and started crying in the middle of Party City”
"Nonono, there’s more to the song; he kills people and has a salad in between. It’s good.”
“Oh my GOD do NOT pay anyone to get a swastika tattoo!”
“Okay we’re allowed to make fun of eachother, just don’t hit on my insecurities.”
INFP: “-It’s like a bake sale, but for clothes?
INTJ: -…You mean a yard sale?”
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