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biblically accurate birthday boy

Harry: Your wand’s had seven years and still hasn’t managed it.

Voldemort: I am the most powerful dark wizard to ever walk this earth.

Harry: And yet you kept losing to a teenage orphan with trauma and a stick.

Voldemort: (visibly vibrating with rage)

Harry: Face it, Tom. I’m your horcrux and your problem.

Voldemort: You are the foulest mistake I have ever made.

Harry: And absolutely proud of it!

Voldemort: I should’ve killed you when you were a baby.

Harry: You tried. Missed. And now here we are—soulmates via homicide.

Voldemort: You are insufferable.

Harry: You’re obsessed with me.

Voldemort: I despise every breath you take.

Harry: You stalk me.

Voldemort: …Shut up.

Isn’t it also funny that Harry’s biggest fear is dementors, while Voldemort is able to control them?

Empty your mind.

May the Force be with you!