Alex Muses

@enigma-in-reality

nintendo saw bitches using treasure chests and magnesis to drive the rafts on land and said fuck it might as well give them what they want and now link has a fucking tractor

every time i see someone talk broadly about how mental illness is ‘being destigmatized’ i’m like speak for yourself buddy. some of us still have brain disorders that if you google them the first 1000 responses are like ‘how to explode people with this condition with deadly bombs and fire and then douse the ashes in acid so they dont rise again craving the flesh of the living’

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

I am in love with you /p

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

this post came into my house and killed my family in front of me

St.Anthony is the patron saint of lost things. Seriously.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

*opens calendar instead of either of these*

#god i love when something that makes me feel stupid all the time just turns out to be a universal experience (via kendallroy)