(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

this is your captain speaking……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..sorry i’m a little shy to be honest

giggling and kicking my feet as i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill y

sorry for being cringe i was trying to have a human experience

regular show is so wack because one episode mordecai will be having serious relationship and friendship problems and the next episode rigby farts so hard his balls explode

*paranoid from three glasses of warm milk* I think my friends love and cherish me

I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me