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I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

losing my mind @ people telling me I'm doing patriarchy by "framing periods as a punishment" guys I don't know what to tell you if I got pregnant that wouldn't happen. that's a true thing. I know my body isn't deliberately punishing me but a period is in fact a thing that happens when you don't get pregnant. hello.

Lessons from the 90s that children today need

this might piss some people off but I don’t think some of you actually ever tried to unlearn your hatefulness. you just came out as queer and decided your new targets really truly deserve it this time.

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon