far out

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.

Catch-69: a person who is horny is not clear minded and cannot consent to sex. The only people who can consent are people who are not horny, who will not consent because they are not horny. If they do consent, they will be considered horny and unable to consent.

hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.

Happy ten year anniversary of this post.

Actually I’m incredibly upset about how tween fashion has essentially vanished from the market. I think that the tween period is wildly important for childhood development and developing personal sense of style. Like??? I was slathering myself in green body glitter every day and wearing purple eye liner. That shit is highkey important

that was your joker arc

loud warning

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

forbidden blue raspberry candy

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3

I LOVE LIBRARY

WE LOVE LIBRARY USERS

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

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新雪を踏む (Shinsetsu wo fumu, Stepping on fresh snow). Narumi Takada

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

ID: a comic featuring a dog with small floppy ears and nose freckles, with his head and paw on the OP's leg and big, shining eyes. he thinks "hi im love U. so bmuch! hi!" he then glances at a plate with a sandwich on it, labeled "sand wich". end ID

Welcome to the no note rotating vape guys post