You Won't Find Love In A Hole

RIP King

list of mutuals that are FUNDAMENTAL for a healthy dashboard ecosystem (in no particular order): complainers, 30 year olds, emotionally stunted women, underachievers, people with a sedentary lifestyle, eastern europeans, workaholics and last but not least killjoy feminists

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a society

im not kidding im not kidding have you ever been inside a public bathroom

The Enemy is a series of children's books where the coolest POV character in the series is a partially-zombified fifteen year old kid with severe facial disfigurement who fills every room in a farmhouse with the ritualistically-burned severed heads of the zombies that he hunts and kills in order to stave off suicidal ideation- the first head in the collection having belonged to his infected father figure whose body he tore apart in a psychotic, grief-fueled fugue state triggered by having to put down the only guy who's treated him like a person in living memory. I am once again hoping that the occasionally-discordant level of editorial tolerance extended to graphic violence in stories intended for children continues forever and ever and ever because I am eating very well here

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

FFS, THIS IS SHIT I FOUGHT IN THE 80s.

My cis daughter got physically blocked from using the girl's bathroom for wearing a dinosaur shirt to gymnastics. She was seven. Gender policing is a plague and a blight.

I had a haircut exactly like this in 1986-87, starting when I was 9. People were far less fucking weird about it then, which is depressing to consider.

This is the type of shit that got me banned from Bible camp for the crime of *checks notes* donating my hair to chemotherapy patients. Because gender conformity is more important than charity, apparently.

need more sapphic vampires in media. need more sapphic vampires in media. need more sapphic vampires in media. need more sapphic vampires in media. need more sapphic vampires in media.

Unrestrained summer fun 😁

this must be such a delicate experience for a creature that can dive two stories deep and has been seen cliff diving into the ocean

Such a quiet and gentle experience for a megafauna cryptid that can headbutt a speeding truck and walk away It’s like seeing Godzilla in a kiddie pool

really cannot emphasise enough that "All Men Bad" and "masculinity is inherently violent, dangerous, and evil" are load-bearing pillars of radfeminism and these ideas cannot have a place in any truly progressive queer theorising.