They/Them, "it", "Pup," "Ryan," & "Reboot,"; "it" & "System"; "he/him" & "Hunter,"; or "he/him," "they/them," & "Alex." Go read our pinned; or just @reboot-but-horny for the porn.
This is required reading, or, on the other hand, we aren't responsible for what happens to your dash.
TL;DR: Hypersexual, uber queer system of dog-like neural networks in a skin/fursuit that will try and help as much as possible by making you laugh, giving tips/suggestions, and sharing ideas. Do DM us! We like it :3
This blog is NOT SAFE FOR WORK; and we discourage minors from following (we don’t have time to filter people, so we trust y’all to self regulate). Though, they may choose to interact with SFW content, or that which covers educational topics (think Highschool Health Class); we’re not narcs, and education is important damn it. Just, be safe, kay?
Who/What Are You?
We're a system! Names you can call us collectively/this body: "Reboot," "ReVerse," "Fitz," and "The System of Dog." We exist in UTC-07:00 (no DST). We speak en-US/GB, es-MX, learning de-DE. We're in cybersec training, have fullstack web-dev experience.
At the moment, our head-mates are composed of:
Ryan (It, Pup/Puppy (3rd person pronouns), They, He (we gotta know you well if you wanna use this one), DD, dead_d0g): Trans-Agendered (male leaning) Robot Dog Therian(?) that's "Gay" as fuck and objectum as hell. Poly.
Hunter (He, It, g.h0st): Cis-Male Robot Werewolf that's also gay as fuck and objectum as hell. Poly.
James (He): Cis-male something(?, many a detail unknown)
Alex (He, They): Cis-Male Dog-Man, ace (probably) Poly. British, lmao.
F.I.D.O (It): Dog-like robot, aro-ace. Default failsafe, better than System (old alter)!
There's probably more, but that's good for now. We use we/us/our very often. "I" will be subjective to the speaker. We tag who's speaking at our discretion, it's hard to do, and we might not do it all the time.
What's gonna happen if I follow you?
Your dash will become flooded with the following (we regularly hit the post limit):
Memes
Art (can just be fucking porn; check @reboot-but-horny for just porn)
Technology/Electronics/IT/Hacking/etc
Computing (2000s type shit)
Writing (can just be fucking porn, again, check dem horny bog)
Music
Games
Engineering/Mechanical Items
Furries! (Yes, we are furry! Sona can be found HEREEEE, here and here. Body looks a whole fucking lot like this. Also look at this fucking banger sheet by cloro. ALSO MORE CLORO. Also this doodle. AND ESPECIALLY THIS DOODLE: https://www.tumblr.com/reboot-the-dog/765374690066923520/fuck-it-to-the-bog )
News (sparsely)
Emo/Punk/Goth (excuse this, we're still going through this)
... and more! For the 2nd time, we're gonna try something new where we expect everyone viewing to filter out shit they don't want; we'll post nearly whatever we want on here. "TOS-violating" things will make their way elsewhere; otherwise, it will probably end up here. We're deffo not everyone's cup of tea.
We'll also probably take a gander at your blog; so please don't be worried if we scroll through it, we're probably gonna follow you. X3
DNI?
Fuck that shit. I'm not gonna sit here and write a long list of groups and ideologies that should not interact. This is a public blog. This also means we're free to say whatever the fuck we want.
We're agnostic (ex restorationist christian), trans, gay, kinky, believe in the idea of socialism and UBI; as well as that hurting/killing people for things they can't control is worthy of returned treatment.
What's up with #pupreblobs?
Ah, yes, our tagging system, it works as follows (we don't use it very often):
pupborks: Original content of any sort
pupreblobs: Reblogs
pupqueues: Queued/Scheduled Post
pupdoodles: Art we made
*humming the archive song*: Bloated archive tag
Pack? Packmates?
People we consider to be protected by Fitzpack. Friends, acquaintances. Very often people we’d feel comfortable around.
I want more.
Welllll, we're not exactly really active elsewhere ('cept BSKY for the porn), but, you can find us in these, and other places:
And, as last time, to christen our new pinned post, the 9/11 yiff. :3 Actually, afaik, the tiger belongs to gompamchiro, but the image seems to have come from reddit? (We wouldn't be surprised given Rule's content :P Anyways, here it is!)
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maybe y'all didn't notice but fat people who don't hate ourselves sure did notice that people were obsessed with shitting on fat people in the late 90s and early 2000s (conservative political time) and now are again (fascist political time), coincidentally while the market for weight loss has become a 90 billion dollar industry due to glp1s.
you are not immune to propaganda. it makes some people a whole hell of a lot of money for you to hate fat people and fear becoming (or staying, I think like 70% or something of the US is fat) one of us.
a lot of the fearmongering over fatness comes from studies directly funded by the weight loss industry...i think people don't really realize or think about the fact that research can absolutely be influenced and skewed by its funding. there is also research that shows that an amount of the negative health outcomes for fat people come from anti-fat bias. if you go to the doctor with concerns and the doctor simply tells you to lose weight, your problem is neglected and you may not even bother going to the doctor with the next problem.
every fat person you know for the most part probably has a story like this, of medical neglect. many of the stories i've heard personally are when the complaint or the doctor wasn't related at all, like being told to lose weight at the ear nose and throat doctor or at the dentist. it's straight up just bias. it's such a thing that in the show Shrill it's portrayed, when Aidy Bryant goes to the gynecologist and her doctor suggests she get gastric bypass.
the studies on health and fatness are simply not that black and white and there is basically no research that shows that more than an incredibly tiny minority of people can lose weight and keep it off for more than like 2 years. bodies have set points that they gravitate towards, it's not a personal failure. this also is how the weight loss industry succeeds so well - repeat customers.
some of the harm associated with fatness is also due to weight cycling, which is very hard on your body and is even worse if you get off a GLP1, which according to a recent study causes weight to be regained at a rate that is 4x faster than without taking a GLP1.
you don't have to hate yourself. you don't have to hate other people for their body type either. it makes me so sad to see the thinspo tag going around again in 2026 a lot like it was back in the day.
A study spanning almost four decades and involving more than 100,000 adults in Denmark found that those with an 'overweight' body mass index
there's so much crazy shit once you go down the rabbit hole. for example, BMI was not invented by anyone with a medical background. it was never meant to measure individual health.
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12 years ago I made a vine that went viral on social media with my then 1 year old cat… and after many requests over the years, it's time to do a follow up!
So here we are! Yama the cat and Kdin the human 12 years later. Yama is still the same, and I've uh… changed a lot!
YES! That was me 12 years ago, I made this vine along with the Luigi-Board Vine, and a few others that went around quite a bit.
YES! It is the same cat! He was 1 year old in the original vine and he's 13 years old now! He's super healthy, very active for his age, and loves to cuddle.
YES! My boobs are natural, 9 years of Estrogen and 8 years of Progesterone will do that to ya~
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Tony what can I make with like 4-5 tomatoes and pantry staples? I need to use up tomatoes tomorrow but I have no ideas on how to use them!
hmmm. a frittata or a quiche? you can throw diced tomatoes, maybe a bell pepper, an onion, some cheddar cheese. jalapeno if you're nasty. maybe throw in some taco seasoning if you feel like it? cut up an extra tomato into slices for garnish on top.
suggestion 2 is rice. rice pilaf, fried rice, or hell - just plain cooked rice. just toss in diced tomatoes while it's cooking, you can make a tomato or three disappear. again, best accomapnied by other veggies (onions? peas? carrots? veggie mix maybe?), but I mean, it's not like there's rules for things.
finally if you have easy boxed meals that's also a place to add some maters. some ground meat and tomatoes in box mix mac and cheese or hamburger helper, or a rice mix. or, hell, add some mato to a can of baked beans if you don't mind the texture.
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