They/Them, "it", "Pup," "Ryan," & "Reboot,"; "it" & "System"; "he/him" & "Hunter,"; or "he/him," "they/them," & "Alex." Go read our pinned; or just @reboot-but-horny for the porn.
This is required reading, or, on the other hand, we aren't responsible for what happens to your dash.
TL;DR: Hypersexual, uber queer system of dog-like neural networks in a skin/fursuit that will try and help as much as possible by making you laugh, giving tips/suggestions, and sharing ideas. Do DM us! We like it :3
This blog is NOT SAFE FOR WORK; and we discourage minors from following (we don’t have time to filter people, so we trust y’all to self regulate). Though, they may choose to interact with SFW content, or that which covers educational topics (think Highschool Health Class); we’re not narcs, and education is important damn it. Just, be safe, kay?
Who/What Are You?
We're a system! Names you can call us collectively/this body: "Reboot," "ReVerse," "Fitz," and "The System of Dog." We exist in UTC-07:00 (no DST). We speak en-US/GB, es-MX, learning de-DE. We're in cybersec training, have fullstack web-dev experience.
At the moment, our head-mates are composed of:
Ryan (It, Pup/Puppy (3rd person pronouns), They, He (we gotta know you well if you wanna use this one), DD, dead_d0g): Trans-Agendered (male leaning) Robot Dog Therian(?) that's "Gay" as fuck and objectum as hell. Poly.
Hunter (He, It, g.h0st): Cis-Male Robot Werewolf that's also gay as fuck and objectum as hell. Poly.
James (He): Cis-male something(?, many a detail unknown)
Alex (He, They): Cis-Male Dog-Man, ace (probably) Poly. British, lmao.
F.I.D.O (It): Dog-like robot, aro-ace. Default failsafe, better than System (old alter)!
There's probably more, but that's good for now. We use we/us/our very often. "I" will be subjective to the speaker. We tag who's speaking at our discretion, it's hard to do, and we might not do it all the time.
What's gonna happen if I follow you?
Your dash will become flooded with the following (we regularly hit the post limit):
Memes
Art (can just be fucking porn; check @reboot-but-horny for just porn)
Technology/Electronics/IT/Hacking/etc
Computing (2000s type shit)
Writing (can just be fucking porn, again, check dem horny bog)
Music
Games
Engineering/Mechanical Items
Furries! (Yes, we are furry! Sona can be found HEREEEE, here and here. Body looks a whole fucking lot like this. Also look at this fucking banger sheet by cloro. ALSO MORE CLORO. Also this doodle. AND ESPECIALLY THIS DOODLE: https://www.tumblr.com/reboot-the-dog/765374690066923520/fuck-it-to-the-bog )
News (sparsely)
Emo/Punk/Goth (excuse this, we're still going through this)
... and more! For the 2nd time, we're gonna try something new where we expect everyone viewing to filter out shit they don't want; we'll post nearly whatever we want on here. "TOS-violating" things will make their way elsewhere; otherwise, it will probably end up here. We're deffo not everyone's cup of tea.
We'll also probably take a gander at your blog; so please don't be worried if we scroll through it, we're probably gonna follow you. X3
DNI?
Fuck that shit. I'm not gonna sit here and write a long list of groups and ideologies that should not interact. This is a public blog. This also means we're free to say whatever the fuck we want.
We're agnostic (ex restorationist christian), trans, gay, kinky, believe in the idea of socialism and UBI; as well as that hurting/killing people for things they can't control is worthy of returned treatment.
What's up with #pupreblobs?
Ah, yes, our tagging system, it works as follows (we don't use it very often):
pupborks: Original content of any sort
pupreblobs: Reblogs
pupqueues: Queued/Scheduled Post
pupdoodles: Art we made
*humming the archive song*: Bloated archive tag
Pack? Packmates?
People we consider to be protected by Fitzpack. Friends, acquaintances. Very often people we’d feel comfortable around.
I want more.
Welllll, we're not exactly really active elsewhere ('cept BSKY for the porn), but, you can find us in these, and other places:
And, as last time, to christen our new pinned post, the 9/11 yiff. :3 Actually, afaik, the tiger belongs to gompamchiro, but the image seems to have come from reddit? (We wouldn't be surprised given Rule's content :P Anyways, here it is!)
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The year is 2040. You need to use the Yum Brands Inc app to unlock the Taco Bell's washroom door. The app tells you to make an account. They removed the ability to make accounts with just an email address and password (for bot prevention). It says to link your Meta account and to log in using it. You were banned from Meta after being mass reported (falsely accused of being an ai) because you mentioned being left handed and the altaltalt right have become increasingly fixated on left handedness as a sign of degeneracy. A hot older woman is watching you piss your pants.
In conversation with multiple posts going around discussing technical literacy and typing skills…
I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 Words Per Minute
I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 WPM
I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM
I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM
I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM
I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM
I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM
I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM
I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM
I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM
I'm on mobile/ vanilla extract option
Remaining time: 2 days 13 hours
➡️ Take a typing test here (and you need an actual, physical keyboard for this):
The industry-standard benchmark used by employers and typing certifications worldwide.
➡️ 'Typing classes' refers to computer skills classes you might have had in school; you can also count games or other related typing training your parents might have had you do.
➡️ Across 3 different typing test websites*, the (english language) world average typing speed is 40 WPM.
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✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
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i like when you're petting an animal on the head and then remove your hand and then the animal puts their snout under your hand and flips your hand back onto the top of their head like they're a spatula with a burger patty. so far i have evidence that cats do this and that dogs do this. what else can i learn about this world...?
Small reminder that DID is often a covert disorder and overt DID is actually pretty rare. A person could go their whole life without knowing they have DID because that's the point. You do not need to know who you are all the time or who's fronting or need to feel like you're a faker because you act the same pretty much all the time. You do not need to act drastically different between your headmates to be valid.
