The Last Good Boy

Besat before you are the basic laws and rules set forth by our GodCooks. All whom tweaks, use to guide you to a blissful high. 

Spread them, and Live by them.

Thou shall buy a proper pipe and thou shall never use foil or lightbulbs or homemade contraptions.

 Thou shall learn how to use thy pipe and thou shall never put thy flame on thy pipe.

 Thou shall buy another pipe for thy friends who have erred and can not smoke thy pipe correctly

 Thou shall have class and not wipe thy pipe on thy clothing nor sheets

 Thou shall stay away from electronics lest thee get stuck

 Thou shall avoid thy mirror and stop picking thy face

 Thou shall forget about smoking the garbage thy scraped from thy pipe. No matter how long it took thee.

 Thou shall leave thy dealer alone and talk to the shadow people when bored.

Thou shall never get thy friend tweaked for the first time and leave thee alone.

Direction as in travel/navigate

Or

Direction as in order/instruct

there is no such thing as a ban on prejudice or bigotry. That has never occurred successfully in society and it never will, because humans are prejudiced and bigoted creatures. Laws don’t change human nature and the world doesn’t owe you kindness. Get off your ass and earn it.

It’s by Matthew Inman, and you can find the original comic at his blog, “The Oatmeal”, and I’m posting it below as well.

If you want to know how to end corruption, simply have a National Strike.

Because it's a great way to demonetise the corruption, because capitalists can't bribe politicians if they have no money.

Just set it for a single week, it's called a "one week token strike" , and if anyone is fired over it, blacklist the company that did the firing until they are reinstated, or repeat the token strikes until everyone is back at work.

Then demand that the rich be taxed and healthcare be free, and abortions be a medical issue.

And then do further one day token strikes until the politicians start serving the people, instead of the NRA and Big Oil.

It’s not merely that I’m only interested in having sex with someone that I bond with, it’s also that I feel a complete absence of desire or sexual feelings toward everyone else.