Hey there

carly rae jepsen is throwing bricks at my house but what am i gonna do, stop her?

Shes just making it stronger by increasing the total amount of bricks. Shes saving your life

Queen of throwing bricks and saving my life

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

If I ever turned invisible the first thing I’d do is go to France and beat up a mime. Everyone would think he is the greatest performer to ever live.

you must be fun at parties

what another person did to you wasn’t your fault

it’s so nasty how much people expect time to heal wounds and wanna show up in ur life like “damn ur still bitter about that” yes u rotten mango own up to what u did or stay gone

*holds my own hand* its gonna be ok babe

i’m having a GREAT time this year. time passes irregularly and i’m disappointing my parents

Today is National Stress Awareness Day!!! So just to let you all know I have been extremely stressed since 2001

remember the first time you heard primadonna by marina and the diamonds back in 2012 and you were so shook that you heard your bones rattling around inside your skin