pretty sure it was a guy

Proof you can market anything as a “Superfood” if it says Organic, Raw and Gluten-free.

THERE’S A FREAK’N WARNING ON THE BACK THAT IF EATEN IN EXCESS THEY CAUSE SYMPTOMS OF CYANIDE POISONING!

Their suggestion to eating these is to methodically poison yourself by eating 2-4 every other day. Since when has eating Apricot kernels been a thing in anyone’s diet!?

You wake up from an one night stand with Sharon that you met from tinder. She’s classy and amazing, and said that she was going to make you breakfast. You get dressed and walk out to the dining table, and Jonah hill is sitting there with a cup of orange juice.

According to the news, the reason 18-year-old Michael Moore was shot was a confrontation with a policeman. The fatal shooting took place yesterday, on June 14, 2016, in Mobile, Alabama.

The officer told the news that after the routine traffic stop Moore didn’t have a valid license and was asked to step out of the car. After a brief confrontation, the cop noticed Moore’s handgun on his waist and shot the boy 4 times.

According to several witnesses claimed that they never saw a weapon and at least one shouted “Don’t shoot” to the officer.

“Nobody saw a gun,” said Rebecca Ambrose, a witness, “ the only thing he had was cell phone and it was laying right in front of the car.”

Everybody is demanding answers as police have not released the officer’s name or body cam video! 

NO COVERAGE!

#JusticeForMikeMoore