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want more of whatever’s going on with maomao and jinshi

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pocket-size-cthulhu

Romeo and Juliet retelling but it's a married couple who are planning to carve time out of their busy schedules to go out together, but she decides to take a little nap to try to get more energy to stay up later, and when he finds her asleep he assumes she's gone to bed for real so he goes all the way to sleep (I'm talking sleep mask + vaporub + white noise + melatonin, or whatever routine people do for a REALLY good sleep) and when she wakes up from her nap and finds him out cold she just goes to bed too. Tragic 😔

captious-solarian

Same energy as retelling the Odyssey as the mundane errands of some guy in Dublin. I don't know if you consider this a warm compliment or a mortal insult.

angelicguy

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

seaweed-station

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

#posts that could be a Letterkenny episode

aomitois

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

#’s iomadh rud tha dhìth orm / ciamar a ni mi #could listen to Rhiannon Giddens do it a cappella for ages

geopsych

Sit under the tree for a moment and watch the water

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thememedaddy

#about me

finalgirlabigailhobbs

the first rule of detective fiction is that the detective in question should ALWAYS just be the nosiest person alive and never be a cop

#Lu #character things

aubreyappears

THE SENSATIONAL SNUFFLER

teaboot

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

angel-stars

I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree

fluffysheeple

no where in the bible does it say a monk can't play basketball

fluffysheeple

air friar

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foodffs

Chinese Steamed Custard Buns (nai wong bao, 奶黄包) Made with a yeast dough and steamed, the buns have a super soft and spongy texture with a smooth surface.

Recipe => https://omnivorescookbook.com/steamed-custard-buns/

#recipes

rneliflua

coolyo294

absolutely heinous keyboard spotted in bubblegum crisis

enki2

#Riley

reallyreallyreallytrying

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

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geopsych

Another public service announcement. This time it’s air quality. Some of you are probably in it already if you’re in eastern Canada, New England or New York, but it’s sliding south, a huge mass of wildfire smoke. Please be careful. When it starts getting bad, especially, like when the sky gets orange or brownish, it’s best to run air purifiers in the house and wear N95 or KN95 masks when you have to go outside.

It harms your lungs and it’s especially bad for children (and pets!) or anyone with health problems. There are all kinds of chemicals in that smoke. It’s not only trees that are burning. The heat already makes it harder to breath. This makes it worse.

If any of you are experiencing it, feel free to tell about it in the comments. 💚

Also, throw out the mask every day and shower before you get in bed if you’ve been out or you’ll be breathing the particles all night. Stuff like that. It gets all over you, your skin, your hair, your clothes.

so-i-did-this-thing

It's a large smoke plume, so stay safe, folks. Look up how to make a "Corsi-Rosenthal Box" if you need an air purifier inside.

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