why would I recognize a flea?!

I don’t like how you put these two photos together, as if to imply that the dumplings with the paw print have anything to do with this sweet, innocent angel who has never done anything wrong.

I love how you put those two photos together, as it shows how this sweet, innocent angel was helping you make dumplings

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

You have to separate the art from the Garfunkel

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

(sitting in easy chair holding a long cane) When I first heard My Girls, by the musical band Animal Collective, I believed they were singing about a brand new Adobe Product called Slabs, (Chuckles) boy was I wrong... (Scene fades out and a title card reads "Sarajevo, June 28th, 1914)

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.