why would I recognize a flea?!

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

emerald fennell would i think thrive if she typed in archive of our own.org into her search bar and hit post and then hit new work

[tumblr] is a beautiful website where all kinds of people come to diversify their echolalia

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

have you guys heard about cats

they go meow btw. not that you care

I care very much, keep going

ok so get this they have ears that go △

This one really does just gain momentum with every new word, huh?

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends